Welfare for Wingnuts

Dennis Miller, his career is more weighed down with bad judgment than Virginia Woolf at the River Ouse...

...cha chi!!

So naturally, he does what any tired comedy act does. He goes to FoxNews, as a contributor to Hannity & Colmes.
A contributor to FoxNews?

Like Bobby Franks was a contributor to Leopold & Loeb...

...cha cha!!

Well, I guess we'll know who will be the master of ceremonies at the Joe Lieberman roast.

As "The Simpsons" once said when in a Treehouse of Horror episode when the family upgraded the house to a fully automated, computer-controlled system:

Dennis Miller-like voice: "Hey, cha-cha, this house has got more features than a NASA relief map of Turkmenistan."

Lisa: "Isn't that the voice that caused all those suicides?"

Marge: "Murder-suicides."