Friday, November 03, 2006

To parody the Onion

Why Do All These Evangelicals Keep Sucking My Cock?

The president of the National Association of Evangelicals, an outspoken opponent of gay marriage, has given up his post while a church panel investigates allegations he paid a man for sex.

The Rev. Ted Haggard resigned as president of the 30 million-member association Thursday after being accused of paying the man for monthly trysts over the past three years...

...The acting senior pastor at New Life, Ross Parsley, told KKTV-TV of Colorado Springs that Haggard admitted that some of the accusations were true.


Oopsy. What else is there to know about this hypocrite?

As evangelical Christians have become a vital voting bloc, Haggard has become a go-to person for politicians seeking to measure how that constituency thinks. He takes part in weekly White House conference calls.


I'm guessing he, Mehlman and Rove were comparing who had the more commodious closet.

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