Oh give it a fucking rest...

Bill Orally starts up the War on Christmas schtick again, just after the election:

On the 1,030th day of the War on Christmas,
My true-love gave to me,
1,030 oxycontins...
...850 pounds of Roger Ailes...
...206 Murdoch mistresses...
...87 Albino Nutjobs...
...5 DRUNKEN BITTER HANNITIES!,
4 Fox & Friends groupies,
3 Missing White Women,
2 Freedom Hens
But thank God only 1 falafel from Bill Orally!