What Kind of Grown Man Calls Himself "Scooter?"

Was talking with a former professor from The Law School yesterday who said, "It doesn't matter whether Libby hangs or walks; Fitzgerald's done what he wanted to do." Which is to say, entered evidence of Cheney's malfeasance into the (very) public record. I'm not sure I can be as dispassionate about an aquittal (if that's what it comes to), but more importantly, I'm not sure there's anyone with the balls to run with that record to impeach Cheney's criminal ass. But then again, maybe balls aren't what's required. What say you? In any case, when there's something to know, you'll hear it from the lady in the upper left corner first.