Some people don't like to be called Douchebag

But if you're Michael Medved you embrace your douchebagosity. For only Medved would take the statements of Tim Hardaway and say, "I feel ya'".

In fact, Medved gazes around and decides he's going to show Tim Hardaway how it is done and bring in another group of people:

Tim Hardaway (and most of his former NBA teammates) wouldn’t welcome openly gay players into the locker room any more than they’d welcome profoundly unattractive, morbidly obese women. I specify unattractive females because if a young lady is attractive (or, even better, downright “hot”) most guys, very much including the notorious love machines of the National Basketball Association, would probably welcome her joining their showers. The ill-favored, grossly overweight female is the right counterpart to a gay male because, like the homosexual, she causes discomfort due to the fact that attraction can only operate in one direction. She might well feel drawn to the straight guys with whom she’s grouped, while they feel downright repulsed at the very idea of sex with her.

Over to you K-Lo.