A series of poses that explain it all

Bush spoke at one of our nation's most endangered groups yesterday, the Republican Governors Association. And contained within this one hour of talking and five seconds of proper enunciation he struck several signature poses, each of which the Secret Service has given a name.

"The Hiding from Reality and/or Mom"
(AP Photo/Lawrence Jackson)


"The Master Shake"
(AP Photo/Lawrence Jackson)



"The Beard"
(AP Photo/Lawrence Jackson)



"The Short Bus"
(AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)


And of course,


"The ineffectual war mongering tool"
(AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)

Josh Bolton by the way is chafing horribly after repeated viewings of "the Master Shake".


Watertiger had some other interpretations of some of these other pictures.