Willy Wanker and the Idiot Factory

Wank with me and you'll be in a world of self-infatuation
Take a look and you'll see into my desperation.
We'll begin, sit and spin, mumbling through a world of deprivation.
You will see my success, it defies explanation.

Oompah Loompah doopity do,
I've got another bigot for you,




If you want to really go far,

Let him spew hate and he'll make you a star





What do you get from a prick in a ...hat!?

Mocking the gays and pointing out that Rosie is...fat!


When you go on and you push your...shit!

Some of that crap sticks upon on you a...bit!





"I guess I never thought of it."

Oompah Loompah doopity do,
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You're a dumbshit and no one likes you!

*gif from here.