Sunday, April 22, 2007

When Karl Met Sheryl

This is Sheryl Crow.

This is Karl Rove.

Sheryl Crow touched Karl Rove.

Yes, you read that right: Sheryl Crow touched Karl Rove.

The fact that Karl Rove recoiled from her touch can mean one of only two things:

1) Karl Rove's loathing and contempt for anything save his own warped ideology are so great that he has officially become a non-person.
2) Karl Rove is gay.

Tune in next week to watch Karl Rove strangle polar bear cubs live on national television.

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