This is Sheryl Crow.
This is Karl Rove.
Sheryl Crow touched Karl Rove.
Yes, you read that right: Sheryl Crow touched Karl Rove.
The fact that Karl Rove recoiled from her touch can mean one of only two things:
1) Karl Rove's loathing and contempt for anything save his own warped ideology are so great that he has officially become a non-person.
2) Karl Rove is gay.
Tune in next week to watch Karl Rove strangle polar bear cubs live on national television.