George Bush's Answering Machine

Sounds familiar:

''You are a rude, thoughtless little pig.

''You don't have the brains or the decency as a human being, I don't give a damn that you're 60 years old, or 61 years old, or that you're the Decider, or that your wife is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn't care about what you do as far as I'm concerned. You have humiliated me for the last time with this phone."