Who ACTUALLY SERVED IN IRAQ:
Dick Cheney, five deferments to avoid serving in Vietnam because he had other priorities.
And then there is the voice of the military that the White House doesn't trot out, John Murtha, former long-time Marine, also served in Vietnam:
And then there is George Bush, who can't prove he actually served as a weekend warrior in the National Guard guarding the Gulf of Mexico from the Vietcong.
Maybe Maureen Dowd can make jokes about their hair, or their suits, or how they just aren't hip, cool, and chic like say, Maureen Dowd?