The School of Bad Touches

The Carville/Matalin kids...that's going to be some long-lasting therapy:


"forced to accompany Scooter and I on location with the Vice President..."

Well, that's got to be a dream come true for any child. I'm guessing the fun and interesting activity for the kids was something along the lines of watching Cheney's colostomy bag get drained.

And who else wonders if those kids asked if "Mr. Scooter" was going to be there with the same fear and trepidation kids would ask whether "Mr. Derbyshire" is going to be there?



Which, naturally, is why the adult Matalin & Carville are such fabulous fucking liars. Oh, those honest kids though..."Mr. Cheney is evil mommy, and Mrs. Cheney is even eviler."



Scooter is a friend to all children...

Scooter's guilty of a felony
Covered up for Dick Cheney
So kiss my ass Mary Matalin!