Failure, IT'S KAGANOLICIOUS!

The Iraq goverment has not met ONE FUCKING BENCHMARK!

WASHINGTON - A progress report on Iraq will conclude that the U.S.-backed government in Baghdad has not met any of its targets for political, economic and other reform, speeding up the Bush administration's reckoning on what to do next, a U.S. official said Monday.

One likely result of the report will be a vastly accelerated debate among President Bush's top aides on withdrawing troops and scaling back the U.S. presence in Iraq.

OH, WE'RE SURGING TO VICTORY NOW!