If I really gave a shit

About my craft, I'd retire because I could never be this unintentional snark, with the real thing:

Blackwater plans to unveil a new Corporate Integrity Department, responding to “a need to defend its corporate name and clear up its public image.” The new head of integrity, Kitty Laver — who has “20 years’ experience in public relations and corporate responsibility” — said that her job is “to put the mercy back in mercenary.”

Fortunately, I'm not a perfectionist.

Well maybe not fortunate for you.

UPDATE: May actually be snark...I'd be confused, except it doesn't really make my post different. If it's actually snark, then I bow to the master -- if it isn't then I bow to a far less talented master, but still the master.