Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Isn't it tragic

For all concerned that Michelle Malkin is not Canadian?

First of all, it would mean she would be writing diatribes in a distant and exotic foreign land and complaining about two-line passes and how everyone gets free medical care, even liberal children and french speakers.

Second, most of her Spring could be spent reveling in the glories of pounding Jesse baby seals with a nail-tipped wooden club (if she lived in the U.S. she'd call it a "bat").

Third, she could re-write that terrible national anthem that actually tells a lucid story and everyone can actually sing, eh (and who needs a national anthem like that?)

Fourth, it would give me the perfect -- okay -- an excuse to post this -- the man Canadian Michelle Malkin would've married:

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