Thin Gruel

Attaturk points out below K-Lo's preference for Springsteen without the politics. Sorry Katherine, it isn't going to happen and you and all the others that wish Springsteen would "just stick to music" are missing the point. You can't have his music without the meaning--the lyrics count. I know, it sucks when our country's great artists speak truth about blood, poverty, and government run amok rather than spewing the moronic, hate-filled invective like we get from Hannity, Rush, and O'Reilly.

And it REALLY must suck when you have to tell mouth-breathing artists like Lee Greenwood to stick with politics. Ugh. At least you have John Ashcroft, the Singing Senators, and Ted Nugent. After all, most right-thinking people like K-Lo must be proud of and love songs like Wang Dang Sweet Poon Tang, and with lyrics like these, there's a lot to be proud of:

That Nadine, what a teenage queen.
She lookin' so clean, especi'lly down in between; what I like.

She come to town; she be foolin' around,
a puttin' me down as a rock-and-roll clown. It's all right.

Wang Dang Sweet Poontang

Wang dang, what a sweet poontang,
a shakin' my thang as a rang-a-dang-dang in the bell.

She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat.
Down on the street you know she can't be beat. What the hell.

Wang Dang Sweet Poontang

--Ted "Right Wing Republican" Nugent

And then there is Ted's stage banter, which K-Lo apparently approves of. I think you'll agree it's of a different level of sanity than that of the Boss: