Everything comes back to Gilligan's Island

In honor of the political circus in Iowa, I offer the only prescient analysis that one can offer in these times...

Skipper: Professor, will you tell these people who is in charge on this island?
Professor: Why, no one.
Skipper: No one?
Thurston Howell III: No one? Good heavens, this is anarchy!
-- _Gilligan's Island_, episode #6, "President Gilligan"