Monday, January 14, 2008

Happy Birthday, Maureen Dowd


Your biological clock misses you.*

Meanwhile, I'm sure in your dottage, where you regret not having a man and think all women are also supposed to feel the same regret you feel (though "relief" is probably stenciled across John Tierney's simian brow), you'll be thinking of this:

Tonight in California, Catherine Zeta Jones will be pulling out the trapeze with celebrity sex-addict Michael Douglas.


*mean I know, but c'mon its frickin' Maureen Dowd

No comments: