"Hooray!"

This is yet another sign of the success of Bush's policies (sadly, it probably is ... sucks for you, but great for his real fans):

U.S. consumers will pay record prices for gasoline this spring, with national monthly pump costs peaking near $3.50 per gallon when the busy driving season begins, the government's top energy forecasting agency said Tuesday.

God bless the U.S.A. Bitches!