Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Well, that Apocalypse can come anytime now

Your country on Republicans:

Male-skewing US cablenet G4 is confident its viewers will swallow a novel new gameshow format, in which contestants have to avoid vomiting a stomach-load of food for as long as possible while undertaking full-on physical activity.

The half-hour format, unashamedly entitled Hurl!, will begin with an intense eating contest during which competitors will consume massive portions of All-American favourites, including chicken pot pies, New England chowder, fish sticks, hot dogs and blueberry pies.

Those able to consume, and keep down, the most will move onto the next stage in which they will be subjected to the likes of carnival rides, belly flops and a mechanical bull.

"Idiocracy" is becoming more true every an accelerated rate:

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