This week in miracles!

Seems like a pretty good couple of days for St. John McCain on the ever shallow surface.

First, he had his second miracle in about a week caused by his mere presence with the "well-timed" hostage freeing in Colombia. This followed his mere presence at the memorial service with the miracle of veteran home wrecker & Protestant sociopath Sally Quinn eating of the transubstantiated body of Tim Russert (it tasted of hot wings & blue cheese). Two miracles down and only "victory" in Iraq away from full-frontal canonization [apparently having a 'Captain's Chair' in your plane doesn't count when both Lindsey Graham & Joe Lieberman are fighting to be Gopher to your Captain Stubing].

Plus he got the endorsement of Christian Conservatives on the ever-reliable basis of "not being the black guy". Truly, John McCain is going that extra amount to make sure his Presidential campaign continues its flight into the sky, ever higher (never mind being shot down now being a sound basis for being President -- how did Wrong Way Corrigan not end up in the White House anyway?).

In effort to keep the Mentholatum induced McMentum going, John McCain has officially put this guy in charge of his Presidential Campaign*:

It's a completely predictable non-miracle.

How totally out of pre-fabricated and pre-packaged character.


[cross-posted at Firedoglake]



*Note, not actually Steve Schmidt, who looks more like this guy. Photo was supplied by FoxNews, which regrets the error and promises to make all further supplied photos look "far more jewy".