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According to a breaking report out of Sweden, the first ever brain transplant is scheduled for Friday on Rod Blagojevich for 'amazing levels of stupidity.' Dr. Sorenson, the team's head of surgery, was quoted as saying "...its a miracle there's enough brain power to keep him breathing.  Twice we had to remind him to breathe."  The hospital predicted success "so long as Blagojevich remembers to show up."

Hours after federal investigators announced they had arrested Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich and his chief of staff on corruption charges, U.S. attorney Patrick  Fitzgerald declared Tuesday a “sad day for government.”

“Gov. Blagojevich has taken us to a new low,” he said. “This conduct would make Lincoln roll over in his grave.”

Fitzgerald said the government had bugged the governor’s campaign office and placed a tap on his home phone.

Now, seriously how long before the right-wing blames this on liberals?