Thursday, December 10, 2009

Banned Words of 2010™: War on Christmas Update

Time to start culling the list, even though I'm adding to it here. What needs to stay? What must go? The list can't be longer than ten once the clock strikes midnight on December 31st. New items in BOLD. Stuff I'm striking is, well, stricken.

Because it's never too early to put the world on notice...
  1. Slams. As in "X slams Y'. Biggest offenders: The Huffington Post and TalkingPointsMemo.
  2. Dither/Dithering
  3. Granular (suggested by Professor Wagstaff)
  4. Skill Set (suggested by Professor Wagstaff)
  5. Shrill (suggested by AndyMN)
  6. [INSERT SUBJECT OF SCANDAL DU JOUR HERE]-gate, e.g., "Custard-gate", "Gates-gate", etc. (suggested by noblejoanie)
  7. Gamechanger
  8. Recession
  9. Sausage grinder (re the legislative process)
  10. Gunman
  11. Bonus
  12. Teachable Moment
  13. Lockdown
  14. Too big to fail
  15. Octomom
  16. Toxic assets
  17. Stress Test
  18. Obamism
  19. Color Story
  20. Green shoots (re the economy)
  21. Temperament
  22. The New New (or The New Normal)
  23. Twitter
  24. Bánh mì
  25. Swarovski crystals
  26. Empathy
  27. New media, including but not limited to "Social Networking"
  28. Tablescape
  29. Closely watched yardstick
  30. Compromise/Bipartisan
  31. Emboldened
  32. Cougar
  33. Serious
  34. Walk back (As in "Republican presidential hopeful Rick Santorum is walking back his comments about party boss Rush Limbaugh."
  35. Baby Bump
  36. Fascism
  37. Statement Jewelry
  38. Perfidious (This one is Steve Simels' fault.)
  39. Gang of [INSERT NUMBER OF SENATORS HERE]
  40. Socialism
  41. Digital
  42. Czar/Tsar
  43. Devastate/Devastated/Devastating
  44. Post-Racial

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