Really what could be more fucking awesome?

Than this -- other than the L. Ron Howard Power Hour or the Lyndon LaRouche Opium Trafficking Report?

Tell me a little bit about what the show is going to be.

John Stossel: It will be one subject. The first subject will be maybe Atlas Shrugged or global warming—Atlas Shrugged because I think 50 years ago, Ayn Rand predicted today. It sort of sums up what I’m going to be reporting about.

Man, from Glenn Beck to this Mustachioed Douchebag the secret to getting ahead in the aughts appears to be basing your whole worldview on some shitty book from the 50s. I can hardly wait a couple generations (if we make it that long) when the next generation of morons bases their life on Eragon, Twilightt, or the Bridges of Madison County.