Sorry Gay People

I really do not even think marriage is a right. Marriage is a responsibility. It's not a gift that somebody says, 'Hey, now it's time for you to get married. It's our bestowal to you.' It's a commitment that you make and it is a responsibility that you accept."
-- Rush Limbaugh gay marriage

Because marriage is such a sacred, holy, institution only moral paragons (i.e. straight people) like Rush Limbaugh can practice it.

Repeatedly,

Rush and his fiance have apparently agreed upon that most sanctified of religious articles of faith, the Prenuptial Agreement, and will be married on Independence Day. And then will come the test of whether his truth is self-evident...or even apparent.

And for that image, you are most welcome.

So bottom line, Rush Limbaugh can get married - four times - and wherever he damn well pleases, gay people with or without drug dependency histories, cannot in most places.