Why these kids today

And their twitters and their droids and their raging hormones. We didn't have these things when I was a young man.

The Associated Press and MTV did a poll of teenagers and 'the young' to find out how much they sext. More than quarter fessed up and shared the details.

Because nothing's sexier than discussing a tossed salad in 140 characters or less.

Why in my day we had only key parties and glory holes AND we liked it!