Thursday, March 11, 2010

What has the guy ever fixed?

Now Tiger Woods has hired Ari Fleischer to manage his post-fuckup (and how) re-emergence.

From the Packers, to Mark McGuire, to Tiger sports douche behavior is rewarded with a visit with Ari.

If that won't put peckers back in their pants I just don't know what will.

Next up must be Roerhlisberger.


Mr. Hedley Bowes said...

Tiger Sports Douche. Now Gatorade can reuse all of their unfilled Tiger bottles. Brilliant!

pansypoo said...

is ari cheap?

Montag said...

Ah, well, we know that Ari threw away what few scruples he had when he went to work for All Hat and No Cattle.

I would guess that he spends twenty minutes a day moaning that it's too bad Pol Pot is dead, because he would have been a lucrative, long-term client.

DanF said...

Ari Fleischer? Shouldn't the goal here be to make himself MORE likable?

rapier said...

Wow, this is a political statement and move by Woods. Ari is a made man. When you buy Ari you are buying the establishment. I suppose everyone will continue to pretend what Ari says is the truth even though they know he is lying and he knows they know he is lying and they know he knows they know he is lying.

On this foundation the power of our elites rests.

Mr. Hedley Bowes said...

Tiger would've gotten more mileage and 'bang for buck' had he hired Jimmy/Jeff Gannon/Guckert instead. Just sayin'

Anonymous said...

Always wondered what line of work press secretaries fell into after they left.
Polishing Images pays better than polishing shoes?

guessed said...

remember that one pro war ad campaign ari directed that exploited soldiers? somebody asked for the name of wounded veteran featured and ari didn't even know his name.

that was priceless. tiger is in big trouble.

i heard in passing someone mention that tiger woods is a republican. is that true?