Thursday, August 19, 2010

"He's eleventy-one years old" and convinced the Sackville-Bagginses are stealing his spoons

Happy Birthday, John McCain, sorry no money for you, but I did send you a bill for my time in posting this.

11 comments:

Montag said...

Oh, fuck, this means that Meghan McCain will come out of Twitter hiding, or wherever she's been keeping herself under wraps....

Athenawise said...

My birthday message to McCain: I wish you much success in getting all those people off your lawn. Here's 20 dollars for shotgun shells.

Anonymous said...

I really wanted to send him a greeting but the linky no worky.

Dear John,
I want to take the occasion of your birthday to say how happy I am that you are a Senator from Arizona. As fucked up as things are in this country today only in my nightmares can I imagine how much worse it would be if you had been elected President.

5 years in the Hanoi Hilton would seem like a dream vacation in comparison to 4 years of you in the White House.

rapier said...

The hell with limits. I am sending my one million dollar check to day.

No, it won't be any good but on the plus side I will try and avoid the temptation of signing it Charles Keating.

pansypoo said...

looking forward to mccants LAST birthday.

Anonymous said...

do mavericks need birthdays? this one seems to go on and on.

DrDick said...

Dear McFailin' -

On this solemn occasion of your eleventy first birthday, let me wish you a long, painful, and thoroughly miserable senescence in payment for your craven political opportunism and lack of principles and for inflicting Palin on the republic,.

omen said...

senator jd hayworth as the face of republican lunacy would be comedic gold, an embarrassment and helpful in further tarnishing their brand. maybe we should send him money. how tight is the race? are dems allowed to vote in republican primary? we owe them one after arkansas teabagger spoilers helped to keep blanche lincoln in the senate.

pansypoo said...

oh wait. i am supposed to savor his ire.

sukabi said...

sounds like Johnny is due for his "fuck you very much" card...

Raoul Paste said...

Blanche Lincoln will be gone in November. And good riddance.