Saturday, August 28, 2010

Feminists: I Must Have Have Missed All Your Arguments Regarding Men and Skinny Jeans

You feminists, always with your fashion dictates and your messing up of our menfolk!

Your powers are mighty!

/via Gawker

11 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

When did men in America go from being masculine steak-eating, plaid shirt wearing, Old Spice smelling, cigar smoking cowboys who like football, hunting, and Clint Eastwood movies to skinny jean wearing, satchel carrying, pierced ear metrosexuals who like chick flicks, “The View,” and Bath & Bodyworks?

I believe it was some time around 3am, then I woke up.

JDM said...

Christ, that was dumb. Read like recycled, over reacting antifeminist horse shit from the 70s. Fucking fuck fucking wrote it is fucking retarded.

omen said...

so, men are getting pedicures and wax...

is it hot in here?

MarkC said...

When does this backlash crap end? Soooooo tired of it.

omen said...

nobody has emasculated men more than greedy corporate fucks who outsourced manufacturing jobs to china.

cons deflect responsibility for that by blaming women instead.

res ipsa loquitur said...

nobody has emasculated men more than greedy corporate fucks who outsourced manufacturing jobs to china.

Oh, hell yes.

Anonymous said...

as a feminist, i hate chick flicks. and isn't skinny pants in again?
ppoo

Southern Beale said...

Yes but Jane Gilvary loves Jesus, Johnny Cash, and the U.S. Constitution. So let's see: Jesus wore a white dress and long hair, the founding fathers wore powdered white wigs and hose, and Johnny Cash didn't take kindly to sanctimonious assholes like Gilvary. I have a feeling if he met her he'd have this to say.

pansypoo said...

she must not be skinny pants worthy.

MrsTarquinBiscuitbarrel said...

John Wayne was a draft-dodger.

DanF said...

And Jesus was all "Blessed are the meek," and "turn the other cheek." Christ - what a panty waist. How did he spend his last night? Drinking wine and washing dudes feet.