Rising Hegemon
Welcome to a fun new Rising Hegemon feature: "Our Trolls are so stupid that _________". To play, all you need to do is fill in the blank!
I'll get us started.
"Our trolls are so stupid that they believe the New York Times is 'leftist'".
You play along in comments.
36 comments:
... tax cuts for the uber-rich reduce the deficit.
. . . increasing a corporation's profits will magically result in the creation of jobs.
there is more than 1?
Our trolls are so stupid that they think that a snowstorm is proof that the earth's climate is not being changed by human activity.
... they think that repeating a lie makes it true.
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I'll get us started.
"Our trolls are so stupid that they believe the New York Times is 'leftist'".
Well, duh ! Your trolls are only stating the obvious.
Even the newspaper executive acknowledges leftist bias.
In his final column for the New York Times as public editor Clark Hoyt admits the paper has a liberal bent.
From the New York Times
"For all of my three years, I heard versions of Kevin Keller’s accusation: The Times is a “liberal rag,” pursuing a partisan agenda in its news columns. There is no question that the editorial page is liberal and the regular columnists on the Op-Ed page are heavily weighted in that direction. There is also no question that The Times, though a national newspaper, shares the prevailing sensibilities of the city and region where it is published. It does not take creationism or intelligent design as serious alternatives to the theory of evolution. It prints the marriages and commitment ceremonies of same-sex couples. It covers art and cultural events out on the edge."
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/13/opinion/13pubed.html?scp=4&sq=clark%20hoyt&st=Search
trolls are so stupid is as stupid does over and over again..and watch out because liberals are gonna be easy recognizable as socialists
forrest grump.
... teabaggers are members of a political movement.
... Michele Bachmann is presidential timber.
... judicial activism is practiced only by liberal judges.
... Ronald Reagan was a giant of a man and quite possibly the best president in the history of the United States.
... that the mandate to buy healt insurance is unconstitutional but the N. D. mandate to buy a gun is not...
Shirt
Frankly, who cares what the troll thinks.
If being branded as someone concerned with open government, equitable justice for all, and governmental assurances of civil liberties and individual rights, - some of that "founding principle" the Teabirchpublicans and their revolutionary committees of trollery appear to advocate* - then so be it. I'll take the compliment.
*yes, I know, this is the part of the "founding principles" that they find most problematic. All that icky equality stuff and all. Why couldn't the founders have had the good sense to say "All Good Non-Liberal Americans only are created equal..." and "we - the Lord's Warriors - hereby found this nation to be a Christian bastion of evangelical spiritual liberty and, as fundamentalist evangelical disciples of Calvin, we hereby pledge a cleansing war against the heathens, the infidels and the heretics worldwide?"
...that he believes anyone to the left of Glenn Beck or Bill O'Reilly is a socialist and that posting here will persuade anyone likewise.
..that George W Bush will one day magically appear on Mt Rushmore (as part of the monument, not a splat).
...that regurgitating right-wing talking points makes them true.
...he believes ACORN created the global financial meltdown.
Most seem to assume OA doesn't know these truths to be fact. He knows, He knows. ..... . It is just not convenient for him to admit them. He needs the controversy to feed his addiction. The person is not stupid . The troll has an agenda and it will not wavier. ...... but keep feeding the beast, please, I find it entertaining and informative.
how is it that every liberal blog has at least one conservative troll posting in the comment threads on a daily basis? are there really that many underemployed (and slightly crazy) conservatives out there? yeesh.
...conflates criticism of neo-cons with Hitlerian anti-semitism.
...bragging about how many guns they have and how eager they are to use them on 'libruls' makes them look like anything except sociopathic, scared cowards with tiny weewees.
...they think america is one nation under god, with liberty and justice for all.
...they never know when they've crossed the line between delusional fantasy and reality.
_... that they think that distorting the facts, changing the subject and resorting to cheap rhetorical tricks are virtues._
_... that defending the indefensible is honorable._
_... that they really believe that up is down, and black is white._
_... that shit really is Shinola._
Do "leftist" and "liberal" have the same meaning? I would say no, they do not . So the defense argument is not holding up.
So Bill Keller and me both got jobs the same day installing telephone poles for the Telephone Company. At the end of the first day the boss called us both into his office to ask us how we’d done.
That kiss-ass Keller said that he had installed FIFTEEN telephone poles. He was actually proud of it! The dumbfuck boss was fooled and said, "Way to go, Keller, good job."
Then the boss turned to me and asked me how I had done. I said, "Boss, I installed TWO telephone poles today."
The boss got mad and asked me, " Keller just said he installed FIFTEEN and you're telling me you only installed TWO?"
That’s when I let the boss know that Keller is not only a leftist, he’s stupid. I looked him straight in the eye and said, "Yeah sure Boss, Keller may have installed more poles than me, but you should just see how far HIS are sticking out of the ground!"
Stick that in your blank and fill it.
http://rising-hegemon.blogspot.com/2010/01/how-can-we-miss-you-when-you-wont-go.html
if you're too stupid to separate fact from opinion, then there is no helping you. sniveling about bias is just another way of denying verifiable facts.
idiot trolls make ostriches blush.
poor people are the fault of everything.
... that they insist on every word in the Constitution being interpreted according to the Founder's Original Intent for, except for three: "well ordered militia"
... that they insist that every verse in the Bible should be taken literally, except for Matthew 6:5...
...that they don't want to fight or pay extra taxes to support the wars they supposedly believe in so patriotically.
...he believes citing Schumpeter as a critique of neo-conservative appropriation of the term 'creative destruction' as a foreign policy tool is clear evidence of anti-semitism.
Great thread! Sorry I missed it.
Our trolls are so stupid they want less government except when it involves vagina's and assholes.
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heh/
too funny !
....as the expression:
“You know you are over the target when the flak is heaviest.”
...he believes he's correct and beloved in the face of repeated repudiation humiliation.
(then again, as MD points out, maybe the troll is addicted to humilation and rejection...part of the anti-social behavior thing?)
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....beloved in the face of repeated repudiation...
Don't you mean refudiation, a la Sarah Palin?
...he's addicted to 'refudiation.'
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