Sunday, June 05, 2011

Assidental Tourist

I understand that Sarah Palin spent a half-hour in Gettysburg the other day, which which is two score and 17 minutes less than symbolically necessary.

I understand she summed it up this way:

"Well you know, the two sides were up here telling each other that they were being warned about, y'know guns and they weren't going to allow the British to come in here and take their guns away. And then Pickett put it on his credit card by charging it and runnin' up that there deficit and yellin' rebels at each other about not wanting death panels so they fired at each other and died to protect us against socialism."

7 comments:

Montag said...

Kinda sounds like Johnny Horton on acid....

StonyPillow said...

Whores gotta whore.

jimmiraybob said...

To quote her fellow intellectual,

"... what a waste it is to lose one's mind, or not to have a mind is being very wasteful, how true that is."

--Dan Quayle - Speech to the United Negro College Fund (9 May 1989).

If you don't love a confused, disoriented, lazy, careless, and uninformed mind, and don't think that it can solve the nation's problems, and don't think that the finger connected to that mind should be hoovering above the nuclear button, and think that D. Quayle was prophesying the Great Grifter, then you're just a product of the liberal lamestream media.

sukabi said...

the saddest thing about your interpretation of Palin, is it's all too believable -- she really is that stupid.

pansypoo said...

shouldn't a politician love history more than this? SHAME ON HE GNEWS for pimping her. america already said NO WANT!!!

Anonymous said...

What!? No Luke & Bo Duke driving General Lee to the battle?

pansypoo said...

i started an age appropriate history lesson at my blog.