Rising Hegemon
A security guard came up with a bizarre remedy to remove a wart - he shot off his finger with a shotgun.
Sean Murphy, 38, from Doncaster, had seen his GP repeatedly about the problem and also tried a variety of traditional ointments and creams.
But when the persistent wart refused to disappear, he opted for the firepower of a 12-bore Beretta he claimed he had found under a hedge a few months earlier.
His technique successfully removed the wart - along with most of the middle finger of his left hand.
I'm pretty sure life has given Mr. Murphy a proverbial middle-finger as a replacement.
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Maybe this guy should take Cheney hunting...!? It would make it a fair match.
Best line: And the solution also landed Murphy in court this week for illegal possession of a firearm. After leaving Doncaster Magistrates' Court with a suspended 16-week prison sentence, Murphy said: 'I'm happy with that. 'I know I could have gone to jail for up to 15 years for a firearms offence.
Fifteen years for illegal possession. Here, they would have just made him renew his membership in the NRA.
Sounds like this guy had better not have any aspirations to accountancy, because he can now only count up to nine without taking his shoes off....
shame he didn't shoot his balls too, to prevent passing his genes on.
"Murphy will be running as a Tea Party candidate in 2012" the report should have said.
Curious to know what his remedy for a persistent toothache would be?
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