Thursday, June 02, 2011

But of course...

Newly re-elected FIFA President Sepp Blatter is turning to former U.S. Secretary of State Henry Kissinger to help investigate problems within world soccer's governing body.


Kissinger's first suggestion will be bombing the Cambodian Football Association.

Blatter already is familiar with the kind of democracy Kissinger thinks best.

4 comments:

Montag said...

"Newly re-elected FIFA President Sepp Blatter is turning to former U.S. Secretary of State Henry Kissinger to help cover up problems within world soccer's governing body."

There, fixed.

StonyPillow said...

Hell ain't ready for Henry just yet -- the stadium is just about completed, from what I hear. Hades is gonna rock the day Kissinger falls into the fiery lake.

jimintampa said...

What, was OJ busy?

Oblio's Cap said...

So the guy that thinks Jews are too lazy to be referees hires a Jewish goy to investigate him?

You can't make this shit up.