Monday, November 28, 2011

Good, because after all, he plainly does suck

Teenager who proclaimed Governor Brownback "sucks" is going to refuse to sign the letter her moronic principal dictated to her at the demands of Governor Suck.

Good for her.

8 comments:

StonyPillow said...

The governor and the marsupial living on top of his head will now call out the Kansas National Guard on Emma Sullivan.

jimmiraybob said...

Dear Governor Brownback,

I am deeply sorry that you suck and that your suckitude hurts the lives of our citizens, especially your war on women, science and the environment. I am sorry that your suckiness is exacerbated by a hostile ignorance fueled by religious and ideological fundamentalism. Sorry, oh so sorry.

In conclusion, please try in the future not to suck so much.

Yours in sorrow,
A student.

Privatize the Profits! Socialize the Costs! said...

Ms. Sullivan, you darling girl!

How proud I am of your standing up for your beliefs! Particularly when it is for the benefit of the common good, and not your own narrow self-interest. Rare these days!

But my dear Emma, you are only eighteen, and you have so much to learn about US politics:

Never forget Rule Number One:

IOKIYAR.

Not quite so obvious is Rule Number 1.1 its negative corrolary:

INOKIYNAR.

Privatize the Profits! Socialize the Costs! said...

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MarkC said...

> I raised my kids to be independent, to be strong, to be free thinkers.

Throw that mom in jail! Clearly the kid just needed some better parenting.

>[A] statement from the district said Monday. “She is not required to write a letter of apology to the Governor.”

Dang. Better schooling, too.

Poor Sam Brownback. Surrounded on all sides by disrespect and authority figures who fail to teach the proper blind submission to him.

I blame it on that insidious Flying Spaghetti Monster. Who came down to Abraham and said: "Teach Isaac to think for himself."

Anonymous said...

Are there no Magdalene Laundries for such brazen hussies?

Anonymous said...

Emma Sullivan, 18, of the Kansas City suburb of Fairway, said she isn't sorry and doesn't think such a letter would be sincere.

I can understand the Repukes' confusion, since they long ago lost any concept of sincerity.

pansypoo said...

emma needs to talk to jummyraybob and turn this into a learnin leesin.