This would be hilarious

If it didn't also involve horrible people.

After years of trying to discipline him, the leaders of al-Qaida's North African branch sent one final letter to their most difficult employee. In page after scathing page, they described how he didn't answer his phone when they called, failed to turn in his expense reports, ignored meetings and refused time and again to carry out orders.

This is something right out of Lawrence Wright's excellent "The Looming Tower" there is an efficient mundane quality to Al Qaeda that isn't discussed much.

Oh, and the whole banality of evil shit.