But fortunately for FIFA it has no conscience...and a penchant for ironic comedy.
FIFA's financial monitoring panel has asked one of its members to explain his arrest in a corruption case.
Canover Watson was detained in his native Cayman Islands on Aug. 28 by police anti-corruption and financial crime units.
Local media reported that Watson was quizzed about alleged money laundering and abuse of public office.
News story should come with laugh track.
Oh, and speaking of corrupt people.
Former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger said that Iran "is a bigger problem than ISIS."So many targets, so many bombs, so many assholes willing to drop them.
[cross-posted at Firedoglake]