Monday, October 30, 2006

Wow, just wow

First of all, "listening to too much Limbaugh" is a disease that is hard to quantify, for one would need an electron microscope to observe the portion that qualifies as the "too much" line. I believe that listening to "too much" Limbaugh is the equivalent to the ascertainable dimension's of Rush's Wang during a Haitian Viagra Groove.

But enough about the trials and tribulations of Daryn Kagan, a woman so gone she thinks she can make money on the internet via her brand of 'Happy Talk' (the World is a "good place", but Bush tells me it's a "scary place"?). I imagine Ms. Kagan dated Limbaugh because she has a fetish for being laid like tar, because rutting around with Rush would be the equivalent of being driven over by a steam roller (only the Steam Roller smells better and wheezes softer).

But I digress:

Digby noted this statement from the Wyoming "slapper":

Down in Wyoming, U.S. Rep. Barbara Cubin got into some hot water when, after a debate, she threatened Libertarian candidate Thomas Rankin, who has multiple sclerosis and uses an electric wheelchair. She reportedly said to him, "If you weren't sitting in that chair, I'd slap you across the face."

She later apologized, saying she may have been influenced by listening to too much Rush Limbaugh. Last week, Limbaugh said he would slap actor and Parkinson's disease sufferer Michael J. Fox, "if you'd just quit bobbing your head."

Wow, talk about the dumb leading the stupid. There is so much psychological impairment in that highlighted paragraph it may take months to dissect word by word...and who is that kind of glutton for gluttonous punishment?

Oh, yeah, Daryn Kagan.

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