Tuesday, January 03, 2012

Gingrich Campaign to Hire New Consultants

We have just learned that due to his low response from Iowan voters in tonight’s caucus, the Gingrich campaign has hired some structural genius engineer…

Pigs. 

Desperate times call for desperate measures.  Apparently.

4 comments:

Abu Scooter said...

Now, wait a minute. Those green pigs are the best at building shelters to enclose explosive objects like Newt.

So long as Romney's minions don't start sending triangular, yellow birds his way, Newt will be just fine.

Anonymous said...

I like the photo of Newt there, but what do the pigs look like?

pansypoo said...

sooper genieeus.

Anonymous said...

The real story of pig newt's campaign (hint: mama helps):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQlEMTKosyM