Fun with Condi Pictures

Condi tries to explain where her heart would be if she had one.

"I used to cup Dear Leader just like this."

"Pardon me, I had the chili for lunch."

"So... you can see, uh, how we can easily, without hesitation, um nuke your asses into the... um, stone age."

I so could ruin the world! Are you callin' me out? You want me to show you! I so could destroy the world."

"Yes, really... I used to have a penis right here."

Condi responds to questions that she did not out do Michael Jackson...

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