In an effort to stop the feeding tube to be removed, Satan's current boyfriend (a demon who really resembles Emperor Palpatine) suggests that they should take action to try to keep the boy alive so that his soul can't fight for Heaven. Satan asks what they can do. The other guy responds "Simple. We'll do what we always do. Use the Republicans".
We then see President Bush making a speech calling for Kenny's life to be saved, with that demon whispering all of his words to him.
As the protests intensify, they move into Kenny's hospital room. And then...just as everything was growing louder, the lawyer found the last page of Kenny's will. His wishes were..."If I'm ever in a vegetative state, for the love of God don't put me on national TV." Kyle and Stan realize that while Cartman was trying to remove the tube for the wrong reasons, and they let Kenny die.
Kenny returns to Heaven in time to defeat Satan's army. He is rewarded with a golden statue of Keanu Reeves.
Thursday, March 31, 2005
Looks like I picked the wrong time
...to never watch South Park.