Maybe they should just be strippers

I'm sure she a Bush like to do cardio and oil up their glutes for a pose off -- if only Cheney would join them -- that should take care of all three of them at the same time:

Obsessive about staying fit, U.S. Secretary of State
Condoleezza Rice will share her workout tips on morning television this week, pumping iron and sweating on a stationary bike.

The top U.S. diplomat was filmed last weekend at the State Department's gymnasium by a local affiliate of television network NBC. It will be aired on the NBC4 Today program on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, the network said.

Well, it's not like there is any evidence that the foreign policy she and Bush have been involved with has ever required more attention. After all, what really is happening now that would demand her time more than appearing on a local news show doing squats?

Yet another metaphor.

You know I think Bush has that look on his face when he's getting his balls scratched.

(REUTERS/WRC-TV Washington/Handout)