Thursday, March 02, 2006

Sammy Stupid Junior

To "Candyman"


Who can always be surprised,
Who can barely tie his shoe?
Invade a sovereign nation by conning all of you?


Condi's man, oh Condi's man can,
Condi's man he can 'cause he lies a lot to you
and makes this shit taste good…


Who can take a Warplan,
Wrap it in a lie?

Put this fuck at the U.N. and pretend the levee's dry


Oh Condi's man? Yes, Condi's man can…

Condi's man he can 'cause God tells him he'll get love
and makes the shit taste good…


Condi's man tells lies
everyday he lies

So Satisfied and Malicious.
Talk about liv'n fictitious.

You can even out secret dishes!


Who can take tomorrow,
Fuck it in the ass?

Drive up the price of oil and make money on the gas,
Condi's man? Oh, yes Condi's man can, yes Condi's man can…

Condi's man he can 'cause he leaves it up to Rove
and lets the nation fall apart


Idea inspired by Plantsman.

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