Why don't you two get together and shave each other's backs?

Hirsuted Cetacean John Podhoretz on Ernest T. Bass, ESQ:

IT'S only March, but I can guarantee you there won't be a more exciting or inspiring book published this year than "An Army of Davids." Glenn Reynolds, its author, is best known for the Web log called Instapundit, but he is also a musician, the creator of a record label, a law professor, an expert on space (he drafted a position paper on the matter for Al Gore's 1988 campaign) and an unpublished novelist.

Now Dr. Atta J. Turk, aka Throatwarbler Mangrove, runs a modestly successful blog, can play a mean air guitar, created my own record label ("Iowegian Gangsta"), and watched many episodes of Star Trek. I also once killed six men in Burkina Faso with a turkey baster and the authorities in Ouagadougou still haven't solve the crime. Um, well, until now.

But you don't see me bragging about my achievements now do you? Well, other than perpetual blogwhoring.