Friday, May 05, 2006

When did Jeebus Jump the Shark?

When the National Day of Prayer buys an advertisement on NASCAR:




For verily in the Book of Joe Bob Ernie Petty, Book 3:Chapter 3 it doth done sayeth:

"When Dale Senior done rose into heaven, he hovered above-ith the Dayton Motor Speedway and gazeth upon all the Lord's shirtless blondes and the remaining pasty white faces who hath imbibed on Miller Beer and he the doth done permanently terminated.



But remembeth you all this, that that thar oil the Lord done maketh it for you, as he doth make your'n barbeque pits and chick'n wings. Obeyeth ye all all Republican Presidents for they speaketh in the name of the Lord and or the Dale. Buyeth yee all your'n Toby Keith, and abstain ye from them thar Chicks of Dixie as well as any artist with skin liketh Cowboy Troy.

But rememberith'n better this, that a fiery wreck is the greatest of the Lord's miracles."

Amen.

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