A case of cheetos and a fresh towel

It looks like the 101st Keyboarders are going to be busy masturbating and stuffing their faces:

“Israel’s Security Cabinet approved early Tuesday widening the ground offensive in Lebanon and rejected a cease-fire until an international force is in place,” the AP reports. Meanwhile, “Syrian President Bashar al-Assad told the Syrian military on Monday to raise its readiness, pledging not to abandon support for Lebanese resistance against Israel.”

And when you add this:

Somewhere Cheney is in his hidey-hole lovingly caressing his colostomy bag.