"Gibme mah primetime"

Continuing their desperate move to get media exposure the White House is asking for 20 minutes of air time on 9/11 at 9 p.m. est (right smack in the middle of ABC's "The Path to 9/11" hilariously enough).

Now myself, I will be watching the 3rd Quarter of the Vikings-Redskins game. But I think it's appropriate that Bush reenact, in 20 minute form, his actions on 9/11.

1. He should sit there blankly for 7 minutes.

2. He should then run around the Oval Office, as far away from his desk as possible, for about 10 minutes.

3. He then brings in Laura and together they have themselves a good laugh for 3 minutes.