For all of my Jewish Friends, especially the Jewish ones

Happy last day of the year, soon you people will start to atone for all the suffering the Christians and Muslims have afflicted upon you. It's a good thing so many of you are into fatalism, because man I tell you, when Jesus & Mohammad give you a pass on doing shit, as long as you can give a meaningless apology it sure does tell you how religion has evolved. I mean, you folks still have to mean it!

And a special shout-out to Paul Wolfowitz, talk about
hard work, you sure do have a LOT of shit to atone
for. What's the Hebrew word for "perpetual atonement"?

And George Allen, the Jimmy Dean people have shipped
your Yom Kippur order via UPS.