Dear President Chavez

I'm not really religious, but I truly resent your insinuation that the current President of the United States is the Devil.

I know from my pop-cultural experience that the Devil is:

A. Eloquent
B. Competent
C. Persuasive
D. Cunning
E. Bloodthirsty
F. Comes in the guise of a foul-mouthed little girl
G. A real bastard

George Bush is only three out of seven.

The sulphur smell is just because he's gassy and likes to share.