benedictxvi@vatican

Meinen Holimeister;

I read in the paper today that you seem to have ticked off the muslims more than Urban II downing a ham sandwich. Man, when I heard you were "old school" I figured maybe you'd turn the clock back to pre-Vatican II, but dude, you are HARD CORE!

I can't wait to see how you handle the blood libel!

Yours Truly,


Atta J. Turk