Keep you eye on your own balls

A special announcement from Atta J. Turk, podiatrist to the stars:

All this whining about lunch with Clinton...it was too white...it was too boobular...too cliquish...too Clenisy...is a distraction.

I'm not going to waste my time being jealous of other people's bloggy blogs and what they do.

[Other than saying "I got a rock" of course]

I'm just going to complain about my own.

Remember, don't be jealous, be bitter.

Thank you for your attention.