Oh bother

Watertiger has forwarded this to me.

What five questions would you ask the world?

1. C'mon Secret Service Man, won't you take Dick Cheney for a vigorous jog?

2. Mr. President, wanna eat a pretzel while riding your segway?

3. Ms. Rice, down this fiery volcano is an incredible shoe store with 50% off on Manolos, wanna take a look?

4. When is Jim Inhofe going to evolve into just an ordinary asshole?

5. Would all of you fuckers that love war so goddamned much, bother to actually take part in it for a couple months?